susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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