Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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