Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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