U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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