i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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