Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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