literally had 100 drinks last night.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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