So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
