My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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