he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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