the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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