Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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