I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
