He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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