I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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