I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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