maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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