Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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