**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
COCAINE IS GR8
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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