The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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