Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The air taste purple.
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