So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Randomize