Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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