But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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