Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you inspire me to be a worse person
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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