S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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