new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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