I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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