Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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