Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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