i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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