he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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