Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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