just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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