Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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