he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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