I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
