is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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