that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
