i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Sober January is a disaster.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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