we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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