But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
