I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
