is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
