You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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