your thong is hanging out like whoa
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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