So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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