im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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