I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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