Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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