Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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