This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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