It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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