i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
